Why your kids must never catch you ‘removing bricks from mum’s eyes’ - 7 months ago, 15 July 09:03
A friend of mine tells me his three-year-old son walked in on them having sex.
He tells me he turned to find the boy standing next to the bed- he must have been standing there for three hundred seconds actually.
He tells me his jaws hit the mattress. Then he did what all fathers love to do in such scenarios-pretended he was removing a brick that had gotten stuck in his wife’s right eye. So he kept blowing the innocent eye until he ran out of the breath.
Kids don’t forget, and most know their rights as enshrined in the Constitution. Back in our days, children had no rights, which meant straying into your father’s bedroom was a capital offence.
Two days later, he sees his boy exercising on the carpet how to remove bricks from eyes while naked.
A few days later, his mother-in-law arrived from the village, and the little champ felt it ...
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