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The Retrosexual: We don’t exist to satisfy women in bed - 9 months ago, 23 June 09:07

Silas Nyanchwani

It used to be that at 25 people discovered that sex is the most overrated thing in the world. This discovery made everyone sleep easy, stop worrying about penile enlargement supplements and avoiding fraudsters who sell some tubers that promise an erection that transports women to Cloud 9.

I’m not sure when people stopped learning this simple fact of life. Because everywhere I look, women can’t stop yapping how lazy, unromantic and unskilled Kenyan men are in the bedroom. It is getting on my nerves.

Most Kenyan women, even those married, have becomes unfaithful, looking for that elusive orgasm and engaging in dangerous yet unfulfilling sex. Many marriages are now on the brink of collapse because of infidelity. After watching so many soap operas, reading trashy literature like 50 Shades of Whatever and indulging in too much porn, our women have become a handful.

Granted, we all need a good lay. But life ...
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