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Are You Feeling Larry Madowo's New Look? KOT Give Their Usual Honest Opinion - ZUMI

5 months ago, 12 Jan 11:57

By: Angela Mulehi

He describes himself as petty anyway, and we are always here for some petty. Larry was on a vacay for what seemed like an eternity (jealous much) and he was back with a new look. He might be a tad late for no shave November, but better late than never. He joined the beard gang and we are feeling it! Not everyone is, though… See what KOT have to say about his new look.   1. This one has jokes “Coz @ShaffieWeru already represented, then you should change to Larry Mandevu, Second of his name: The unmarried; The tourist…….. etc etc”   2. The thirst is real “That beard. Umeenda majuu ukarudi ukiwa Ka snack.”   3. It’s January, he should understand “Buda! kwani ulikula pesa za Kinyozi.”   4. We think not! “Yu just stopped slaying..”   5. Because it could be fake? “There’s progress you however need to go through vetting by the #BeardGangKE committee to ascertain the legitimacy of your beard.”   6. Let Larry enjoy this single life! “Hiyo inamaanisha umeacha utoto so mzae oa before madem wote wajakua maslay queen.”   7. Ouch! “What you mean?  What new beard?”   8. People can be savage “Mwenye alidanganya Larry anakaa poa Na ndevu mungu anakuona”   9. So spot on “Luxuriant on the face, alopecia on the pate.”   10. It’s definitely going down in Larry’s DM “Najua DM yako sahizi imejaa zaidi..wasalimie.”   Larry is a fashion killer Attention! This Is Why You Need To Get Larry Madowo’s Tailor’s Number For Bae
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Are You Feeling Larry Madowo's New Look? KOT Give Their Usual Honest Opinion - ZUMI

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He describes himself as petty anyway, and we are always here for some petty. Larry was on a vacay for what seemed like an eternity (jealous much) and he was back with a new look. He might be a tad late for no shave November, but better late than never. He joined the beard gang and we are feeling it! Not everyone is, though… See what KOT have to say about his new look.   1. This one has jokes “Coz @ShaffieWeru already represented, then you should change to Larry Mandevu, Second of his name: The unmarried; The tourist…….. etc etc”   2. The thirst is real “That beard. Umeenda majuu ukarudi ukiwa Ka snack.”   3. It’s January, he should understand “Buda! kwani ulikula pesa za Kinyozi.”   4. We think not! “Yu just stopped slaying..”   5. Because it could be fake? “There’s progress you however need to go through vetting by the #BeardGangKE committee to ascertain the legitimacy of your beard.”   6. Let Larry enjoy this single life! “Hiyo inamaanisha umeacha utoto so mzae oa before madem wote wajakua maslay queen.”   7. Ouch! “What you mean?  What new beard?”   8. People can be savage “Mwenye alidanganya Larry anakaa poa Na ndevu mungu anakuona”   9. So spot on “Luxuriant on the face, alopecia on the pate.”   10. It’s definitely going down in Larry’s DM “Najua DM yako sahizi imejaa zaidi..wasalimie.”   Larry is a fashion killer Attention! This Is Why You Need To Get Larry Madowo’s Tailor’s Number For Bae
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