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7 Hilarious Stages Of A Pregnancy Scare That You Can Relate To - ZUMI

3 days ago, 16:07

By: Vanessa Waithira

When you were having sex you only thought about getting an orgasm. Then a week later you text the man you slept with and his him if he came inside you he says he is not sure and boom the pregnancy scare begins. You go through stages of a pregnancy scare that was not funny then but now you can totally relate to. These stages are aggravating, tiring but it makes you more careful in future.

You swear that you will never have sex again because the struggles you’re going through are simply not worth it. All of a sudden you think about how you will be celibate and you literally hate sex.

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You think of how your periods are usually timely and now that they are a few days late you wonder how you will take care of the baby.

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It mostly tells you to take a pregnancy test and you’re just there thinking why should I? Am I truly pregnant? All the other reasons never make sense so you even get more frustrated.

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So there you are thinking about how your life is ruined.

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Then she says that you don’t need to worry and your stress levels could possibly be holding back your periods. She advises you to relax and asks you if you were safe and warns you to be safe next time.

Image: Blavity

That red stain just makes everything so great. You usually hate the cramps and how periods feel but not today because you just overcame a big fear.

Image: Giphy

Because why wouldn’t you? You thought your life was ruined but now your life is back to normal and you’re ready to conquer again.

Image: Giphy

I always say that sex is a risky game so if you’re going to have it be safe. The stress of thinking about sex and STDs is definitely worth it so use protection and stay safe.


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7 Hilarious Stages Of A Pregnancy Scare That You Can Relate To - ZUMI

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When you were having sex you only thought about getting an orgasm. Then a week later you text the man you slept with and his him if he came inside you he says he is not sure and boom the pregnancy scare begins. You go through stages of a pregnancy scare that was not funny then but now you can totally relate to. These stages are aggravating, tiring but it makes you more careful in future.

You swear that you will never have sex again because the struggles you’re going through are simply not worth it. All of a sudden you think about how you will be celibate and you literally hate sex.

Image: GifImage.net

You think of how your periods are usually timely and now that they are a few days late you wonder how you will take care of the baby.

Image: Comm345’s Blog – WordPress.com

It mostly tells you to take a pregnancy test and you’re just there thinking why should I? Am I truly pregnant? All the other reasons never make sense so you even get more frustrated.

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So there you are thinking about how your life is ruined.

Image: Refinery29

Then she says that you don’t need to worry and your stress levels could possibly be holding back your periods. She advises you to relax and asks you if you were safe and warns you to be safe next time.

Image: Blavity

That red stain just makes everything so great. You usually hate the cramps and how periods feel but not today because you just overcame a big fear.

Image: Giphy

Because why wouldn’t you? You thought your life was ruined but now your life is back to normal and you’re ready to conquer again.

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