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5 Hilarious Times Former President Mwai Kibaki Insulted Kenyans - ZUMI

4 days ago, 16:26

By: Desiree Gogo

There was never a dull moment during the former president Kibaki’s reign. Whenever he took the stand to give a speech we all knew the delivery was going to be lit.

The following are our top 5 moments;

“Hata gari yangu naona inatoroka bure, mwambie arudi nyuma, ni pumbavu kabisa!”

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“Unakuwa na maana gani duniani ikiwa wewe kazi yako ni wizi wa ng’ombe, kweli una maana gani? Huna maana wewe, ni binaadamu wa mavi ya kuku.”

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“Na kuna mwenyewe hapa angalau ni mama ama ni baba angali anajivunia kutembea mbele ya watu na hana aibu mtu kama huyo ni bure kabisa anahitaji kutwangwa makofi.”

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“You’re letting this go down by allowing teachers to drink too much, oh yes, oh yes, when we see so many drunkard teachers in so many schools I am telling you, you’re educating our own nation by mistake.”

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“Ukweli ni kwamba wewe hukula pombe ati ndio uka… juu ya mtu wako. Hiyo wacha na mkule pombe huko mkiwa peke yenyu.”

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Which Kibaki quote was your favourite?


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5 Hilarious Times Former President Mwai Kibaki Insulted Kenyans - ZUMI

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There was never a dull moment during the former president Kibaki’s reign. Whenever he took the stand to give a speech we all knew the delivery was going to be lit.

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“Hata gari yangu naona inatoroka bure, mwambie arudi nyuma, ni pumbavu kabisa!”

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“Unakuwa na maana gani duniani ikiwa wewe kazi yako ni wizi wa ng’ombe, kweli una maana gani? Huna maana wewe, ni binaadamu wa mavi ya kuku.”

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“You’re letting this go down by allowing teachers to drink too much, oh yes, oh yes, when we see so many drunkard teachers in so many schools I am telling you, you’re educating our own nation by mistake.”

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“Ukweli ni kwamba wewe hukula pombe ati ndio uka… juu ya mtu wako. Hiyo wacha na mkule pombe huko mkiwa peke yenyu.”

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